I hope you’re ready for lewd jokes about gathering wood and erecting structures because Fortnite now has a porn parody.
In possibly the most lucrative moment of search engine optimization, Pornhub and Wood Rocket have collaborated to create an extremely goofy adult parody of Epic’s battle royale smash-hit.
Looking at the trailer, it looks particularly low-budget - but with the popularity of Fortnite searches on Pornhub, it’s likely to be a smash for the site. Ninja’s steam spectacle with Drake saw a whopping 824 per cent increase in Fortnite-relates queries on the adult film hub.
Wood Rocket is responsible for a number of tie-in porn parodies, all sporting exceptionally brilliant/terrible names like Dick & Morty, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Fap To The Future, Strokémon, and Bob’s Boners.
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